Be Mine

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I don’t like this poem,

So let’s do something new…

 

You a sexy sow,

With your big booty and how!

I took a for you today bath today,

Now I smell like your favorite hay.

Girl you are looking good,

You eat your veggies, as you should.

One thing I’ve got to say,

Will you come into my pig-a-loo today?

I’m a big sexy boar,

I’ll leave you wanting more.

Come on girl don’t be shy,

You know I’m your guy.

I’m famous guinea pig,

Surely, that you dig.

I guess, I’m just trying to say,

I hope that you have a great Valentine’s Day!

LOVE YOU,

Alfalfa