Posted by: kerryannekay | December 7, 2017

Washer’s Dead

Well, the washer is dead.  Yeup.  The boys’ laundry killed it.  Actually the belt jumped the track.  I’m hoping it is repairable.  But my appointment is next week.  I thought I would have some fun.  Enjoy! – KA

P.S. – I have no idea what’s up with the formatting.  I did my best…

Washer’s Dead

(Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)

[Verse 1]

Dashing through the kitchen
With one-sock on my foot
O’er the noise I go
Dreading all the way
Alarms on washer ring

Making a screeching fright
What fun it is to hear that noise
Of the washer screaming tonight

[Chorus]

Washer’s dead, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey
Washer’s, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey

[Verse 2]
Four days or so ago
I thought I’d do a wash
And soon, a scary noise
Was coming from inside
The machine struggled with the tank
Misfortune screamed the sot
The belt drifted off the track
The wash had just stopped.

[Chorus]
Washer’s dead, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to have
Washer’s, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey

[Verse 3]
Just a day ago
The story I must tell
I got on to the phone
And oh my spirits fell
Time was going by
On hold waiting time away, hey.

Make an appointment I did try

But quickly they say nay

[Chorus]
Washer’s dead, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey
Washer’s, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey

[Verse 4]
This last verse I must add

In order to explain

O’ the laundry pile is insane

Wheeking all the time

Guinea calls do ring

Pooping all the night

It’s not fun to clean and change

A guinea pig cage tonight

[Chorus]
Washer’s dead, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey
Washer’s, washer’s dead
Groaning all the way
Oh what fun it is to call
In a one-hour repair guy, hey


Responses

  1. Great song – made me laugh out loud. Ask Santa to bring you a brand new industrial strength washer to do the boy’s dirty laundry.


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