Two guinea pigs live with me,
Two boars as happy as can be.
They love carrots and hay,
And can eat and eat it all day.
Fred is big and brown,
He has on his head a crown.
Lamont is white, brown and red,
But he has a silly mustache instead.
They like to run for food,
They even squeak, when in the mood.
Both had nice comfy beds,
Where they can nap and rest their heads.
They have special ordered fresh hay,
Even shipped it next day.
Their bedding is just right,
No smelly shavings in sight.
They have free roam of the house,
They sneak around quiet as a mouse.
Fred and Lamont have it all,
Everything they need at beckon call.
You could say they are spoiled pigs,
Look at their food, house, and digs.
But, I don’t care what you say,
Fred and Lamont deserve the best each day!
I love you boys!