Alfalfa was a bit secretive a week or so before Valentine’s Day. He kept asking to use the computer but wouldn’t let me see what he was working on. Turns out he took an ad out in the local newspaper…to be more exact, the personal ads. He was looking for love in all the wrong places. Here’s his advertisement:
Single sexy boar seeking single sexy sow. Veggie and greens lover. Must love grass and toes. Your place is better. I’ve got bad slave syndrome with my mom. Stinky butt syndrome ok! Loves long naps, eating, beans, and hay. I’ve got three pig-a-loos. Looking for a long term or short term relationship. Bean sample available upon request. Let’s meet. You won’t regret it! I’m the catch of the day, babe! Call: 739-9232.
I’ve been wondering why the house phone has been ringing off the hook…